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Created on 2006-05-17 19:52:10 (#10259862), last updated 2007-07-06
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Read my blog rules.
The Rules for my Blog:
1) If you are not a friend, have not demonstrated even a negotable amount of intellect, are a grammar nazi, you will be ridiculed. If you are a complete retard you will have your comments deleted (and for the entertainment of others reading this blog, ridiculed.
2) If I dont like you in real life, I dont like you here. Expect comments about your mother and my penis, as well as comments about your mother and her skill at pleasing all of my friends penises and vaginas (note to all the funamentalist christians, this is the year 2006, some women are also very skilled at the art of Cunningulus and is common practice in most first world countries.). Also expect that your comments will be deleted, and my further comments (with links to your profile) about your sexual escapades with your dead, or dying relatives, pets, or inanimate objects will continue.
3) Just because we are friends/aquaintances in real life, don't expect to agree with me. If you do fine, If you dont, thats fine to. If you are going to post on my journal, make it intelligent and well thought out... otherwise see rule number 1.
4) Don't threaten to kick my ass, this is the internet and most people are bitches who post "im going to beat you up" on my blog comments... I will ridicule you and your very small penis to no end. (I mention penis because most women tend to be vastly smarter than posting ass kicking comments on blogs)
Now, if your a one percenter, you have no life but blog stalking and attacking people whos LJ's offend you, and you are dead serious about delivering me an ass whooping. Well, come track me down and try. If you survive good for you, Jesus loves you. I strongly recommend that you be sure to leave a note for your mom (and your therapist) though before you attempt to do such a stupid thing.
5) No faith based comments. Because 'god said in the bible, qu'ran, torah, etc..." is not a valid arguement. Keep the religous arguments to the religious blogs i will write from time to time, and make sure your quotes are accurate if you chose to comment. Otherwise, expect some pretty harsh comments...
6) Yes, I know, I am a heartless asshole. I have heard this all before, multiple times. If you are going to post this, don't bother. Your wasting your time. I don't care... infact I rather like being a heartless asshole. It's a compliment.
Read my blog rules.
The Rules for my Blog:
1) If you are not a friend, have not demonstrated even a negotable amount of intellect, are a grammar nazi, you will be ridiculed. If you are a complete retard you will have your comments deleted (and for the entertainment of others reading this blog, ridiculed.
2) If I dont like you in real life, I dont like you here. Expect comments about your mother and my penis, as well as comments about your mother and her skill at pleasing all of my friends penises and vaginas (note to all the funamentalist christians, this is the year 2006, some women are also very skilled at the art of Cunningulus and is common practice in most first world countries.). Also expect that your comments will be deleted, and my further comments (with links to your profile) about your sexual escapades with your dead, or dying relatives, pets, or inanimate objects will continue.
3) Just because we are friends/aquaintances in real life, don't expect to agree with me. If you do fine, If you dont, thats fine to. If you are going to post on my journal, make it intelligent and well thought out... otherwise see rule number 1.
4) Don't threaten to kick my ass, this is the internet and most people are bitches who post "im going to beat you up" on my blog comments... I will ridicule you and your very small penis to no end. (I mention penis because most women tend to be vastly smarter than posting ass kicking comments on blogs)
Now, if your a one percenter, you have no life but blog stalking and attacking people whos LJ's offend you, and you are dead serious about delivering me an ass whooping. Well, come track me down and try. If you survive good for you, Jesus loves you. I strongly recommend that you be sure to leave a note for your mom (and your therapist) though before you attempt to do such a stupid thing.
5) No faith based comments. Because 'god said in the bible, qu'ran, torah, etc..." is not a valid arguement. Keep the religous arguments to the religious blogs i will write from time to time, and make sure your quotes are accurate if you chose to comment. Otherwise, expect some pretty harsh comments...
6) Yes, I know, I am a heartless asshole. I have heard this all before, multiple times. If you are going to post this, don't bother. Your wasting your time. I don't care... infact I rather like being a heartless asshole. It's a compliment.
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